he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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