just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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