she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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