there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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