So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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