look no pants
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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