We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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