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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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