I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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