and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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