apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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