her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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