I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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