id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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