To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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