I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
what day is it and did you see me today?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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