I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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