And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
