About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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