found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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