Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
