are you so shy because you have an std?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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