Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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