If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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