i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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