i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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