airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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