Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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