Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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