yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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