Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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