You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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