hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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