Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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