No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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