Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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