was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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