So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Girls should come with a carfax report
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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