It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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