But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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