just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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