am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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