Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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