I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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