my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
