im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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