i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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