Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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