belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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