Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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