"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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